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big ass cucumber by jerome jacinto / chichapie
you’re still rockin’ awesome jerome! hahaha. we must celebrate soon enough with a hot bowl of ramen and friends.

big ass cucumber by jerome jacinto / chichapie

you’re still rockin’ awesome jerome! hahaha. we must celebrate soon enough with a hot bowl of ramen and friends.


ink calendar by oscar diaz

ink calendar by oscar diaz

who needs lorem ipsum?

when you’ve got blind text generator! this is love at first sight for a layout artist working in a publishing company (a.k.a. moi).


today, i am proud to announce to you all that i am currently obsessed with cube watermelons. ♥

today, i am proud to announce to you all that i am currently obsessed with cube watermelons.


minutes ago, a close friend of mine and i were chatting about his pet cat: miguel.
miguel, a sassy one-year old siamese cat with an attitude of an absolute cassanova, just passed away hours ago. they found him lying dead on their wet garage floor with a bloody nose but no broken bones. they were suspecting that he was poisoned or worse. since he didn’t get his rabies shots yet, they suspected that he must’ve died because of that.
i never liked cats but that cat was really special to me. whenever i hung out at my friend’s house, miguel would always accompany me and he’d mew and purr gleefully whenever i pat or rub his back. and he’d jump on my lap and stretch and curl up until he falls asleep. now whenever the boys were chatting about obscene stuff or god-knows-what, that cat would be my best friend.
good bye miguel. you shall be missed.

minutes ago, a close friend of mine and i were chatting about his pet cat: miguel.

miguel, a sassy one-year old siamese cat with an attitude of an absolute cassanova, just passed away hours ago. they found him lying dead on their wet garage floor with a bloody nose but no broken bones. they were suspecting that he was poisoned or worse. since he didn’t get his rabies shots yet, they suspected that he must’ve died because of that.

i never liked cats but that cat was really special to me. whenever i hung out at my friend’s house, miguel would always accompany me and he’d mew and purr gleefully whenever i pat or rub his back. and he’d jump on my lap and stretch and curl up until he falls asleep. now whenever the boys were chatting about obscene stuff or god-knows-what, that cat would be my best friend.

good bye miguel. you shall be missed.


post pettttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!
i can’t believe that i found one in an ukay-ukay in laguna! sooooo… zomg!! it’s about 14” tall and in reality it costs about $35usd - $50usd and sometimes, $100usd! and i only bought it for 80php. hahahaha. whattabargain. absolute love. it’s still sorta dirty. but heck yeah, i am not worried about machine washing it and letting it dry. right now, laguna is the best place to be if you’re a bargain hunter for rare toys. i just hope they sell original junko mizuno dolls or gloomy bears or dunnies. absolute love! ♥ ♥ ♥

post pettttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!

i can’t believe that i found one in an ukay-ukay in laguna! sooooo… zomg!! it’s about 14” tall and in reality it costs about $35usd - $50usd and sometimes, $100usd! and i only bought it for 80php. hahahaha. whattabargain. absolute love. it’s still sorta dirty. but heck yeah, i am not worried about machine washing it and letting it dry. right now, laguna is the best place to be if you’re a bargain hunter for rare toys. i just hope they sell original junko mizuno dolls or gloomy bears or dunnies. absolute love! ♥ ♥ ♥


if you’re a (huge) fan of how i met you mother, then this should be familiar to you. this was the list that lily made: 50 reasons to have sex. hahaha. what uuuuuuup.

if you’re a (huge) fan of how i met you mother, then this should be familiar to you. this was the list that lily made: 50 reasons to have sex. hahaha. what uuuuuuup.


taning sa telepono at pag-ibig by yours truly

“pati rin naman sa telepono at sa pag-ibig may taning pa rin??”

taning sa telepono at pag-ibig by yours truly

“pati rin naman sa telepono at sa pag-ibig may taning pa rin??”

you know when i said I knew little about love? that wasn’t true. i know a lot about love. i’ve seen it, centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable. all those wars. pain, lies, hate… it made me want to turn away and never look down again. but when i see the way that mankind loves… you could search to the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful. so yes, i know that love is unconditional. but i also know that it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable and strangely easy to mistake for loathing, and… What i’m trying to say, tristan is… i think i love you. is this love, tristan? i never imagined Iid know it for myself. my heart… it feels like my chest can barely contain it. like it’s trying to escape because it doesn’t belong to me any more. it belongs to you. and if you wanted it, i’d wish for nothing in exchange - no gifts. no goods. no demonstrations of devotion. nothing but knowing you loved me too. just your heart, in exchange for mine.
– yvaine, stardust
"you know when i said I knew little about love? that wasn’t true. i know a lot about love. i’ve seen it, centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable. all those wars. pain, lies, hate… it made me want to turn away and never look down again. but when i see the way that mankind loves… you could search to the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful. so yes, i know that love is unconditional. but i also know that it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable and strangely easy to mistake for loathing, and… What i’m trying to say, tristan is… i think i love you. is this love, tristan? i never imagined Iid know it for myself. my heart… it feels like my chest can barely contain it. like it’s trying to escape because it doesn’t belong to me any more. it belongs to you. and if you wanted it, i’d wish for nothing in exchange - no gifts. no goods. no demonstrations of devotion. nothing but knowing you loved me too. just your heart, in exchange for mine."

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